The next time you're in a trolling mood, here's a few ideas:
1. "Button. Button. Who has my button?"
2. "Hey, has anyone seen my nickname? I lost it."
3. "Oh my god! The green leprechauns are here!"
4. "So this one time, in prison..."
5. "Everybody freeze! I'm going to high jack this room!"
6. "Aww...someone's sitting in my emo corner."
7. After someone tells a joke, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" (continue this until you're banned)
8. "Oh my god!!! Someone call an ambulance! I'm having a heart attack!"
9. "I can see you. Look out your window."
10. "The person below me is a noob."
11. "So, anyone up for a bank robbery tonight?"
12. "I remember back in ye olde days, when the internet was first invented! It was a cold, stormy night, in World War 2..."
13. *cough* *cough* *cough* *gag* *choke* "Someone help me!"
14. "*dies and goes to heaven*"
15. Ask everyone for a high five.
16. Ask everyone the color of their underwear.
17. After someone tells a joke, "...Will you marry me?"
18. "Everyone leave now! A 14.F2 virus is going to be sent to everyone who remains in this room."
19. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."
20. "Someone call 911 for me! I'm being kidnapped!"
21. "I lost my car keys. Anyone know where it is?"
22. Copy and paste parts of the bible. Sentence by sentence.
23. Pretend to be a priest and host an exorcism.
24. Copy and paste song lyrics.
25. "Kill me."
26. Keep saying "Mute"
27. "Where's the mute button?"
28. "Caution. Troll ahead."
29. Spam.
30. Do math. "1 + 1 = 2"
31. Keep saying "Kick me."
32. Tell everyone who joins the chat "Welcome to the troll room. We serve free tacos tonight. Limited time offer. Enjoy your stay."
33. Only talk in emoticons/emoji.
34. Post a bunch of hyperlinks to random websites. "lamecomics.weebly.com"
35. Talk about feelings. "I feel...." "This makes me feel...." "And how did that make you feel?"
36. Pretend to by a therapist and analyze everyone.
37. Ask a random person "Hey, remember that time when we [insert crazy random story here]."
38. "It has come to my attention that I am the center of the universe."
39. "Has anyone here ever [insert stupid action here]."
40. Correct everyone's grammar and spelling.
41. Ask people to tell you bed time stories.
42. Ask everyone's age, gender, location, eye color, hair color, skin color, height, weight etc.
43. ONLY WRITE IN CAPITALS.
44. Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word. It Really Annoys Some People.
45. Say "lol" "lmao" "rofl" "hahahaha" "lmaoshmsfoaidmt" a lot (even when nothing is funny).
46. Overuse...the...ellipsis...punctuation.
47. Become a duck expert. (Copy and paste duck facts from Wikipedia.)
48. Use "uh...." in the middle of uh....your sentences uh...a lot!
49. Ask people creepy questions. "Do you know a good place to hide a dead body?" "Do you know how to get human blood stains out of a carpet?"
50. Post a hyperlink to this page.
Warning: You may get banned or muted.
Now go out there and make the word a better place!
1. "Button. Button. Who has my button?"
2. "Hey, has anyone seen my nickname? I lost it."
3. "Oh my god! The green leprechauns are here!"
4. "So this one time, in prison..."
5. "Everybody freeze! I'm going to high jack this room!"
6. "Aww...someone's sitting in my emo corner."
7. After someone tells a joke, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" (continue this until you're banned)
8. "Oh my god!!! Someone call an ambulance! I'm having a heart attack!"
9. "I can see you. Look out your window."
10. "The person below me is a noob."
11. "So, anyone up for a bank robbery tonight?"
12. "I remember back in ye olde days, when the internet was first invented! It was a cold, stormy night, in World War 2..."
13. *cough* *cough* *cough* *gag* *choke* "Someone help me!"
14. "*dies and goes to heaven*"
15. Ask everyone for a high five.
16. Ask everyone the color of their underwear.
17. After someone tells a joke, "...Will you marry me?"
18. "Everyone leave now! A 14.F2 virus is going to be sent to everyone who remains in this room."
19. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."
20. "Someone call 911 for me! I'm being kidnapped!"
21. "I lost my car keys. Anyone know where it is?"
22. Copy and paste parts of the bible. Sentence by sentence.
23. Pretend to be a priest and host an exorcism.
24. Copy and paste song lyrics.
25. "Kill me."
26. Keep saying "Mute"
27. "Where's the mute button?"
28. "Caution. Troll ahead."
29. Spam.
30. Do math. "1 + 1 = 2"
31. Keep saying "Kick me."
32. Tell everyone who joins the chat "Welcome to the troll room. We serve free tacos tonight. Limited time offer. Enjoy your stay."
33. Only talk in emoticons/emoji.
34. Post a bunch of hyperlinks to random websites. "lamecomics.weebly.com"
35. Talk about feelings. "I feel...." "This makes me feel...." "And how did that make you feel?"
36. Pretend to by a therapist and analyze everyone.
37. Ask a random person "Hey, remember that time when we [insert crazy random story here]."
38. "It has come to my attention that I am the center of the universe."
39. "Has anyone here ever [insert stupid action here]."
40. Correct everyone's grammar and spelling.
41. Ask people to tell you bed time stories.
42. Ask everyone's age, gender, location, eye color, hair color, skin color, height, weight etc.
43. ONLY WRITE IN CAPITALS.
44. Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word. It Really Annoys Some People.
45. Say "lol" "lmao" "rofl" "hahahaha" "lmaoshmsfoaidmt" a lot (even when nothing is funny).
46. Overuse...the...ellipsis...punctuation.
47. Become a duck expert. (Copy and paste duck facts from Wikipedia.)
48. Use "uh...." in the middle of uh....your sentences uh...a lot!
49. Ask people creepy questions. "Do you know a good place to hide a dead body?" "Do you know how to get human blood stains out of a carpet?"
50. Post a hyperlink to this page.
Warning: You may get banned or muted.
Now go out there and make the word a better place!
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