It's time to prepare for the impossible: when a bunch of scrawny monsters with oversized heads in flying saucers attack:
1. Don't be the guy (or woman) who's running down the street screaming their head off. It makes you an obvious target.
2. Actually, the first thing you should do is make sure if they're actually attacking, and not just friendly visiting.
2. Pack your suvival kit NOW. Aliens won't warn you when they attack. Survival kits should include
first aid kit, clothes, flashlights, batteries, can openers, blankets, maps, food, water, compass, containers, knives, maps....it's pretty similar to your camping trip luggage.
3. Plan the shortest route out of your city now.
4. Head towards the countryside. Aliens will attack large cities first, because there's more people.
5. Pack a bag of weapons. I have no idea what kind of weapons can harm aliens, so just pack everything: guns, ammo,matches, knives, bows and arrows, water, hatchets, wood, acid, laser beams, metals, salt etc.
6. Avoid getting resources from obvious places such as grocery stores. Everyone will be there looking for supplies during the alien invasion, which will attract attention. Try camping stores etc.
7. Always try to pack "unperishable" foods like cans.
8. Dress in dull colors to avoid attracting attention.
9. Once you're in your "safe spot," don't leave unless it's to look for supplies. If you do have to go
out for supplies, always choose a different path/direction so no one can keep track of your routines.
10. Once you survive the initial attack, everything will be fine (not really). You have 2 choices. You can live your life in hiding and hope others will be able to defeat the aliens while you relax in your safe spot, or you can band together with other survivors in order to take back your planet:
1. Don't be the guy (or woman) who's running down the street screaming their head off. It makes you an obvious target.
2. Actually, the first thing you should do is make sure if they're actually attacking, and not just friendly visiting.
2. Pack your suvival kit NOW. Aliens won't warn you when they attack. Survival kits should include
first aid kit, clothes, flashlights, batteries, can openers, blankets, maps, food, water, compass, containers, knives, maps....it's pretty similar to your camping trip luggage.
3. Plan the shortest route out of your city now.
4. Head towards the countryside. Aliens will attack large cities first, because there's more people.
5. Pack a bag of weapons. I have no idea what kind of weapons can harm aliens, so just pack everything: guns, ammo,matches, knives, bows and arrows, water, hatchets, wood, acid, laser beams, metals, salt etc.
6. Avoid getting resources from obvious places such as grocery stores. Everyone will be there looking for supplies during the alien invasion, which will attract attention. Try camping stores etc.
7. Always try to pack "unperishable" foods like cans.
8. Dress in dull colors to avoid attracting attention.
9. Once you're in your "safe spot," don't leave unless it's to look for supplies. If you do have to go
out for supplies, always choose a different path/direction so no one can keep track of your routines.
10. Once you survive the initial attack, everything will be fine (not really). You have 2 choices. You can live your life in hiding and hope others will be able to defeat the aliens while you relax in your safe spot, or you can band together with other survivors in order to take back your planet:
11. If you choose to live in hiding, make sure you have access to TV/radio so you can keep track of the invasion. (You don't want to live in hiding for 30 years and find out that the invasion ended 29 years ago...)
12. If you choose to be a hero, try to save the children, the scientists, and the engineers. They will be the ones who can defeat the aliens.
13. Study the aliens. Find out their strengths, weaknesses (if they have any), and routines. Gather a group of survivors to defeat the aliens. (Or you can try to pretend to be an alien and hope they don't notice.)
14. You must destroy the mothership first (preferably by blowing it up). Without their home and technology, they will be lost in a foreign planet and you will have the advantage. Now you can start
eliminating them one by one. [insert evil laugh here]
15. If you are trapped in their mothership, try to blend in. Or maybe join forces with the aliens(traitor!). They could use a helpful human, because you're more familiar with earth. Or try showing them YouTube videos to buy time.
16. If you are trapped in a room with aliens, start throwing any random objects at them. Who knows? Maybe they're allergic to fluffy pillows, or chocolate, or bleach. Or maybe they really enjoy cheese burgers and will agree to stop invading earth in exchange.
17. Make sure you kill ALL of the aliens. Remember to kill the scientists who want to "study it" as well.
18. Remember to take a picture. This would be an awesome story to tell one day (assuming the human race doesn't go extinct).
12. If you choose to be a hero, try to save the children, the scientists, and the engineers. They will be the ones who can defeat the aliens.
13. Study the aliens. Find out their strengths, weaknesses (if they have any), and routines. Gather a group of survivors to defeat the aliens. (Or you can try to pretend to be an alien and hope they don't notice.)
14. You must destroy the mothership first (preferably by blowing it up). Without their home and technology, they will be lost in a foreign planet and you will have the advantage. Now you can start
eliminating them one by one. [insert evil laugh here]
15. If you are trapped in their mothership, try to blend in. Or maybe join forces with the aliens(traitor!). They could use a helpful human, because you're more familiar with earth. Or try showing them YouTube videos to buy time.
16. If you are trapped in a room with aliens, start throwing any random objects at them. Who knows? Maybe they're allergic to fluffy pillows, or chocolate, or bleach. Or maybe they really enjoy cheese burgers and will agree to stop invading earth in exchange.
17. Make sure you kill ALL of the aliens. Remember to kill the scientists who want to "study it" as well.
18. Remember to take a picture. This would be an awesome story to tell one day (assuming the human race doesn't go extinct).
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