Ever had a friend that always asks you for a ride? You don't have to say no and break their heart, you just have to annoy them by driving like a moron:
1. When you get in the car, stare at the pedals and say "Which one is the gas pedal again?"
2. Fill the backseat with stuffed animals. Buckle their seatbelts every time you get in the car.
3. Turn the radio on to loud classical music. Open the windows so people on the road get to
listen too. If your passenger tries to turn it off, slap their hand.
4. Talk about how much you love tomato juice the whole time. Share your experience of
the best tomato juice stores and discounts.
5. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the passenger.
6. Honk your horn at everything.
7. Swear at everyone on the road.
8. Hand the passenger a mirror and insist they hold it up while you drive so you can see the back. Don't look at the mirror.
9. When it's cold outside, refuse to close the windows. Say that you get claustrophobic.
10. Ask the person to feed you because you want to keep both hands on the wheel.
11. Ask the passenger to retrieve items from the glove box for you. When they can't find it, say "That's right. I left it in my other car."
12. Whenever you are parked, get out and walk around the car inspecting your "driving skills." Measure the lines and see how "perfectly" you were able to park. Make the passenger record the numbers.
13. When you are looking right, make sure you do so by leaning towards your passenger and leering
at them.
14. Every 5 seconds, look over you shoulder and ask "Are they still following me?"
15. Announce your every movement "I'm stopping at a red light. I'm looking to my left. I'm looking to my right."
16. Every few minutes, lift your hand off the steering wheel and (lightly) slap your passenger in the face. Apologize and say your hand fell asleep.
17. Poke your passenger every few minutes and ask "Hey, are you still alive?" Say that you're just double-checking after what happened to your last passenger....
18. Refuse to talk about what happened to your last passenger.
19. Leave the wind-shield swipers on when it's not raining.
20. When you see a large vehicle in front of your, refuse to change lanes. Wait until you're right behind the vehicle and then scream "Where the heck did this truck come from?!"
21. Ask your passenger take notes about the other drivers.
22. Talk about how bad-ass you are because you're going 1 mile/km above the speed limit.
23. Tell your passenger how much road-kill you've picked up over the years.
Disclaimer: We are not reponsible for any arrests, injuries and/or death.
1. When you get in the car, stare at the pedals and say "Which one is the gas pedal again?"
2. Fill the backseat with stuffed animals. Buckle their seatbelts every time you get in the car.
3. Turn the radio on to loud classical music. Open the windows so people on the road get to
listen too. If your passenger tries to turn it off, slap their hand.
4. Talk about how much you love tomato juice the whole time. Share your experience of
the best tomato juice stores and discounts.
5. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the passenger.
6. Honk your horn at everything.
7. Swear at everyone on the road.
8. Hand the passenger a mirror and insist they hold it up while you drive so you can see the back. Don't look at the mirror.
9. When it's cold outside, refuse to close the windows. Say that you get claustrophobic.
10. Ask the person to feed you because you want to keep both hands on the wheel.
11. Ask the passenger to retrieve items from the glove box for you. When they can't find it, say "That's right. I left it in my other car."
12. Whenever you are parked, get out and walk around the car inspecting your "driving skills." Measure the lines and see how "perfectly" you were able to park. Make the passenger record the numbers.
13. When you are looking right, make sure you do so by leaning towards your passenger and leering
at them.
14. Every 5 seconds, look over you shoulder and ask "Are they still following me?"
15. Announce your every movement "I'm stopping at a red light. I'm looking to my left. I'm looking to my right."
16. Every few minutes, lift your hand off the steering wheel and (lightly) slap your passenger in the face. Apologize and say your hand fell asleep.
17. Poke your passenger every few minutes and ask "Hey, are you still alive?" Say that you're just double-checking after what happened to your last passenger....
18. Refuse to talk about what happened to your last passenger.
19. Leave the wind-shield swipers on when it's not raining.
20. When you see a large vehicle in front of your, refuse to change lanes. Wait until you're right behind the vehicle and then scream "Where the heck did this truck come from?!"
21. Ask your passenger take notes about the other drivers.
22. Talk about how bad-ass you are because you're going 1 mile/km above the speed limit.
23. Tell your passenger how much road-kill you've picked up over the years.
Disclaimer: We are not reponsible for any arrests, injuries and/or death.
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