Smart Answers to Dumb Questions:
(I did not come up with this. I found it on the internet years ago and I forgot the link.)
1. In which battle did Napolean die?
His last battle.
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page.
3. The River of Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid.
4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage.
5. What is the main reason for failure?
Exams.
6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
7. What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
8. If you throw a red stone into the Blue sea, what will it become?
It will become wet.
9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
Simple. He sleeps at night.
10. How can you lift an elephant with 1 hand?
You will never find an elephant with one hand. Elephants only have legs.
11. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in another hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
12. If it took eight men 10 hours to build a wall, how long will it take four men to build it?
No time at all. The wall is already built.
13. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without breaking it.
Any way you want. Concrete floors are very hard to break.
14. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Well, 50% of it is filled with water, and 50% of it is filled with air. So technically, the glass
is "full."
(I did not come up with this. I found it on the internet years ago and I forgot the link.)
1. In which battle did Napolean die?
His last battle.
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page.
3. The River of Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid.
4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage.
5. What is the main reason for failure?
Exams.
6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
7. What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
8. If you throw a red stone into the Blue sea, what will it become?
It will become wet.
9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
Simple. He sleeps at night.
10. How can you lift an elephant with 1 hand?
You will never find an elephant with one hand. Elephants only have legs.
11. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in another hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
12. If it took eight men 10 hours to build a wall, how long will it take four men to build it?
No time at all. The wall is already built.
13. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without breaking it.
Any way you want. Concrete floors are very hard to break.
14. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Well, 50% of it is filled with water, and 50% of it is filled with air. So technically, the glass
is "full."
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