There's so many answers to choose from: Fine. Good. Great. Well. But those answers getting boring sometimes.

1. "I am so happy! I finally got rid of the toe fungus!
2. "Oh my god. I feel awful! I ate a mushroom and now I've had the sh*ts for 3 days! Do you think I should go see a doctor?"
3. "Well, it was all good, but then your face showed up."
4. "You know, same as always. Tired and irritated."
5. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat."
6. "Great. Never better.  I just love funerals."
7. "Pretty good. I just finished counting my blessings."
8. "Good. You'll never guess what I just did! I joined the Dark Side."
9. "Better than you."
10. "Same as always. Smart and sarcastic."
11. "So good. I just drank 2.5 gallons of soda."
12. "Fine....Do you happen to know any good places to hide a dead body? Just wondering."
13. "Besides the bloating, cramping, mood swings, and general misery, I am good."
14. "Happy as hell."
15. "Cloudly with 20% chance of rain."
16. "I'm fat, sweaty, and ugly. What do you think?"
17. "Like an angel."
18. "That's confidential information."
19. "I can't tell you, the fate of mankind depends on it. I'm sorry, what was the question again?"
20. "Good. I just saw my grandma at Walmart."
21. "I just saw Elvis. Don't ask, I heard it through the grapevine."
22. "Good. Fine. Well. Peachy. Should I continue or do you get the point?"
23. "Good. I can feel my weirdness scale rising as we speak."
24. "Cool as a pickle. That reminds me, do you know how pickles are made? No? Well, let me tell you how it all began..."
25. "Dead."
26. "I am just awesome."
27. "Delicious."

It's such an annoying question. Here's how to answer:

1. "The ceiling."
2. "The sky. With a few clouds and 37.4% chance of rain."
3. "Outer-space and UFO's"
4. "Same old grind."
5. "Today is the same as yesterday, which was the same as the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that..." (continue until they leave)
6. "My rent"
7. "My middle finger."
8. "What's not up? Well, besides my salary."
9. "Iceland's economic crisis."
10. "Gas prices."
11. "The chances of you dying alone and miserable."
12. "Your cholesterol level."
13. "It was all good till I saw your face."
14. "Oh, that is SO cool. I did not know that 'What' is up today. Was it down yesterday? I'm so glad they fixed it."
15. "Well, I'm not dead yet. How about you?"
16. "FML."
17. "My mood swings."
18. "Well, I'm kind of down lately. My doctor finally took me off the meds."
19. "What's it to ya?"
20. "You're one of THEM, aren't you?! They sent you here!"
21. "That's confidential information."
22. "I'm socially programmed to say 'Not much. What about you?'"
23. "Well, your face is the highlight of my day."
24. "Well, I was just standing there hoping I wouldn't be asked another stupid question, but I guess that's not going to happen."
25. "Do you hear that?.....That's the sound of no one caring."
26. "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."