Here's a few creepy texts to receive/send:
1. Do you want your toenails back? I still have the jar of them in my closet
2. Hey Jim, did you find the chainsaw or not?
3. I'm in the bathroom at Red Lobster on Gardener Lane. Be there at 18:47. Please terminate this conversation.
4. Hey, I'm almost done collecting souls. What time do you want me to be there?
5. I'm dying over here. Where's my grilled cheese sandwich?! Hurry up before my time comes!
6. This party's so lame. Can you bring in the toxic-waste so I can ditch?
7. In this dangerous world, know that I will always be there for you. Love ~Mitch
8. So you wanna trade that deer meat or what?
9. Hey, I just broke up with my bf/gf. Nailed it! Let's celebrate tonight.
10. Hey, that anti-itch cream comes in large and extra-large. What size you want?
11. I saw you today.
12. Did you get me the banana costume?
13. We've infiltrated the headquarters. Meet me to pick up the file at 23:05 at the Warehouse back fence. Wear black. Remember, we never had this conversation.
14. I know ALL about number 2.
15. The thunderstorms are scaring me.
16. I have attained the ancient artifact. Did you get the curved dagger of Salubrity?
17. Happy Irish day!
18. Help! Creeper guy is following me. What should I do?!
19. Can you get some milk and guacamole sauce when you come back?
20. I just swallowed a piece of gum.
21. I think I'm dying.
22. I urinated in my pants today.
23. My neighbour is running around in his underpants scaring the cats again. Should I get the garden hose?
24. THIS is why we're screwed.
25. I'm coming over there to tickle your ass!
26. Just saw your mom at Wal-mart.
27. I'm in the shower farting. What r u doing?
28. Hey, it's Abe Lincoln. So...You single?

So, what the creepiest text YOU'VE ever received? Post it in the comments.



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